Yes, I really dislike children.
Yes, even yours.
Yes, I’m serious.
No, I don’t want any.
Yes, I’m sure.
No, I won’t change my mind “when I have my own.”
Yes, I’m positive.
Yes, I really do mean that’s a shitty reason to reproduce.
No, I’m not evil to children when I see them on the street.
No, I really don’t care how precious you think your kid is.
No, I don’t think they’re “the cutest.”
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
Payne, Liam. (@Real_Liam_Payne). “Gott in yeaterday spilt a fulllllllllllll! Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house” 14 Oct 2012, 4:24 AM. Tweet.