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Apr 15, 2014 / 54,247 notes

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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Apr 15, 2014 / 6,107 notes

unsulk:

Might go drive somewhere nice like off a cliff

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Apr 15, 2014 / 387 notes
Apr 15, 2014 / 4 notes

nyankee:

Yes, I really dislike children.

Yes, even yours.

Yes, I’m serious.

No, I don’t want any.

Yes, I’m sure.

No, I won’t change my mind “when I have my own.”

Yes, I’m positive.

Yes, I really do mean that’s a shitty reason to reproduce.

No, I’m not evil to children when I see them on the street.

No, I really don’t care how precious you think your kid is.

No, I don’t think they’re “the cutest.”

stfukarla:

♡ i follow everyone back ♡
Apr 15, 2014 / 5,364 notes
trapprincessss:

taylor-tatortot:

rave-inmydreams:

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

good god

Look guys, the moon did a thing

i just found out this happened
Apr 15, 2014 / 174,868 notes

trapprincessss:

taylor-tatortot:

rave-inmydreams:

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

good god

Look guys, the moon did a thing

i just found out this happened

(via thirtysecondstomarsbars)

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles
Apr 15, 2014 / 89,700 notes

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(via shego)

littlelupin:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

Payne, Liam. (@Real_Liam_Payne). “Gott in yeaterday spilt a fulllllllllllll! Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house” 14 Oct 2012, 4:24 AM. Tweet.
Apr 14, 2014 / 225,186 notes

littlelupin:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

Payne, Liam. (@Real_Liam_Payne). “Gott in yeaterday spilt a fulllllllllllll! Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house” 14 Oct 2012, 4:24 AM. Tweet.

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Apr 14, 2014 / 17 notes

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Apr 14, 2014 / 249,460 notes

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

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